Here are some miraculous truths I have found as I have
labored in God's vineyard.
Zebras are brown animals with white stripes. It's been proven.
No matter how many times you chat with a closed minded Baptist in Wal-Mart about their traditional spaghetti sauce it always ends with, "Baby, I'll be praying for your eyes to be opened. Stay sweet sughar."
All the Mormons who look like Mormons will eventually be Mormons.
When you bring an investigator to church, check them for lice first.
Always tell all the David's, who try to bash with you about polygamy, their namesake and his many wives.
Whenever you take Sister Allred mall contacting, check the intent of all men we contact. "I'm trying to ask you out on a date!" "I'm trying to get you to come to church!"
When you eat a red hot chili pepper, always have a chick fil-a milk shake near by. This eliminates the sprint through the mall.
Zebras are brown animals with white stripes. It's been proven.
No matter how many times you chat with a closed minded Baptist in Wal-Mart about their traditional spaghetti sauce it always ends with, "Baby, I'll be praying for your eyes to be opened. Stay sweet sughar."
All the Mormons who look like Mormons will eventually be Mormons.
When you bring an investigator to church, check them for lice first.
Always tell all the David's, who try to bash with you about polygamy, their namesake and his many wives.
Whenever you take Sister Allred mall contacting, check the intent of all men we contact. "I'm trying to ask you out on a date!" "I'm trying to get you to come to church!"
When you eat a red hot chili pepper, always have a chick fil-a milk shake near by. This eliminates the sprint through the mall.
Of course the Book of Mormon is the word of God.
God cares and loves pairs, especially when they are missionary pairs.
God cares and loves pairs, especially when they are missionary pairs.
Steadfast in Christ
Much Love, Sister Gibbs
P.S. We went to the Buffalo park and saw zebras! And
it's been.....HOT
Sister Bailey's email:
We were also able to go to the Buffalo Park. Yes, that is a
thing. There were zebras and buffalo and other animals... haha. We were able to
feed them and it was so fun! However, when we were feeding the goats, there was
this poor little baby goat that kept getting picked on. So.. Sister Gibbs and I
came up with a plan. I would distract the other goats and she'd run down and
feed the little one and then we'd switch. It worked out perfectly. Haha.
We were able to teach this cute little girl, Peyton. She is
turning 8 soon and her parents wanted her to take the lessons. This family is
the most amazing family ever, by the way. The parents are Stephanie and Nick and
they remind me sooo much of Chelsea and Tom (my sister and brother-in-law).
Like seriously, their personalities are so similar, it's almost scary.
Basically, I feel at home being with them. So that's great.(: Anyways!! We are
trying to make their lessons fun so they can stay focused. We taught the Plan
of Salvation and we used cookie dough.. Our original plan was to use cookie
cutters to map out the plan and then bake them... Didn't work out like that.
After all of the kids hands were touching the cookie dough, we didn't feel like
baking it... Haha. We thought, we might have well as used play-dough but they
were eating it, so we were thankful it was cookie dough. It was really neat
because when 'death' came, we had them kill the gingerbread man. Hahaha. And
then he was resurrected by using the cookie cutter once again. It was
perfect.
We also have this other investigator who is solid. Her name
is Lacey and she has a friend, Warner, who is obsessed with Mormons! Hahaha!
Though, she is Episcopalian. We'll work on it.. haha. But they're fantastic.
Gotta love them.
One last thing, last Sunday, our investigator, Rebecca and
her two children came to church with Lice. Yay for us. So, on Saturday, Sister
Gibbs and I went over to her apartment and de-liced the place. I put on gloves
and washed Rebecca's hair and combed out all the lice, while Sister Gibbs
sprayed down the apartment with the lice killer spray. It was a good time. Ha..
Not. But it felt good knowing that they hopefully don't have to suffer from it
anymore.
I love y'all! Thank you for all the support!!(:
Love,
Sister Bailey
Yeah. 103 degrees with a million percent humidity.
Buffalo Park
Someone got hungry at Walmart?